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Glass Houses

People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.

Glass houses, who would live in a glass house? Certainly not me! That was until I saw this.

A glass house

Cool!! That is what I thought and evidently still think. Now I’m really sure that a glass house is a great thing. If only someone could get me a couple of glass houses for my birthday-I’d be one sugarcoated lass.

Funny, but life doesn’t work like that. For some reason things don’t just happen because I googled images of glass houses and now I think I like them yet if I wish glass houses for the moment then so be it.

You must admit that the glass house is absolutely pretty! In that same breathe-pretty public! LOL(I warned you..) Imagine if a housing estate in Nairobi was full of glass houses..OMG we’d be in people’s business from morning till evening, then till morning.Well, people planning to live in glass houses must have their glass tinted real good.

Check out the next glass house

I wanna live there

This one (yes I googled it hehehe) got me oohing and aahing and I still can’t stop. Right now I’m thinking people in glass houses must be some ‘made-it’ kind of moolah. All that’s ringing in my head is people who live in glass houses must have some really cool things. I’m 17 steps short to crying out “Mummy!! I want a glass house too!” Hmmm, think I’ll try that around Christmas 20-never. I fully understand why people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones-because it will break all the expensive stuff that they have. But then again, they should have insurance, these glass house folk!! Oh then a lot depends on the type of glass used in the construction of the glass house. A lame attempt in googling those and ended up with a severe boil on my brain as a result of overheating low emissivity, aluminosilicate glass…thus an aluminosilicated brain! From the movies I know there’s bullet proof glass thus it must be stone proof..right?

Whoever said people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones was probably on a budget of sorts. Credit crunch was the case that they gave meĀ  (I prefer nut crunch just so you know :-P ). I think people in glass houses should be allowed to throw stones instead of being discriminated.

Glass house folk should throw stones

  • If they feel like, with or without insurance
  • Only if they use KBS approved pebbles and mini-rocks
  • If they have a stone throwing diploma or any higher qualification
  • If their target is less than a stone’s throw away
  • But should not be referred to as ‘stoned’

Now for some glass house humour

At a party, how do you know a guy who lives in a glass house? He likes his drink on the rocks! —— hahaha shoot me! (Dedicated that shatter moment to Blinky Bill)

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