Where do I begin? I plan to complete this blog in 90 mins flat. No extra time because I’m writing about soccer and no injury time because I am not planning on breaking a nail as I type.
Ok Soccer, what do I know? At least I’m clear on the fact that a soccer match is not what lights up a stadium (NKT me if you like). There are eleven men each side, I’m not sure how many substitutes and definitely a ball. There’s also lots of money involved. Sometimes I cant help thinking soccer is like slave trade coz I’ll hear a random player’s name and then an obsecene amount of money. Speaking of which, why do teams trade their players? I mean, if a certain player is so good. WHY ARE YOU GIVING HIM UP???
Haha..yes I’m laughing coz I’m not sure what the difference is between Man City and Man U. Are they on the same side or? (Disclaimer: These are genuine questions.)
There exists the Premier league and UEFA cup. What’s their story? World Cup-that one I understand. Once every four years, it’s like the Olympics for soccer, right? Speaking of which, there must be soccer in the Olympics. So my point is that FIFA(yes I know that one) should just collabo with the Olympics guys and have the World Cup during the Olympics. Save water, save electricity and save the planet.
I used to hear of David Beckham, where did he go? Can I safely assume that he I still married to Posh Spice? Its funny how most people I know are crazy about one team or the other. Arsenal, Man U, Chelsea, Liverpool. These could be one and the same team to me for all I care. All the supporters should check out http://www.itsjustagame.com (yes the webpage actually exists).In the same news, I can’t believe how people are able to cut short their earth journeys for the sake of a team. Like really? Suicidal fans, surely!! Smh, very, very SMH!!
Soccer is a foreign concept to me. This game in which a handful of men run around for one and a half hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise. The pitch kinda looks like a hockey pitch and I’m proud to say that because I played hockey I can tell you what the offside rule is. Ok I cant really tell but I understand it. I hope that counts for something (On my league table hahahaha)